Looking around at the computers around me I see that there is nothing interesting on them.

Because of this I feel the need to share that because my birthday is in six days I'm going to see RENT the Broadway Tour in two Fridays, Alex, Kathleen and Sally are following.

Which then reminded me that I really want Adam Pascal's (Roger's) pants, those are plaid beasts of glory right thar.

Which then reminded me that because my mother said that Roger and Mark are clearly gay for eachother, I really want Mark's glasses, little rectangles of beast.

But then that reminded me that I don't need glasses, which caused sadface.

Then I realized that they sell fake glasses, which resulted in a quick facepalm that Alex didn't see, and I can get them.

Then it dawned on me, who is THEY that I mentioned in the previous pointless statement, by getting those glasses am I giving into a government conspiracy?

Then I noticed that Mark's glasses are worth selling myself out to the man to even though it may not be a man.

Then realizing that Mark not only has brilliant glasses but also a snazzy scarf, I wanted to cut my hair.